Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize
