he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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