I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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