worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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