i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
handjob tips. give me some.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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