I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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