is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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