well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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