How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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