When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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