She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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