she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
