don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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