Me too!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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