I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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