Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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