New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Banned from zoo.
Again?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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