Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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