new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
the liver wants what the liver wants
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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