im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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