And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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