i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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