Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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