Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize