if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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