Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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