The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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