dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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