: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Found your dick twin last night
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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