Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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