He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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