Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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