Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Randomize
