you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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