Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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