I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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