She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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