Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I think people are normalizing furries
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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