At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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