i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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