I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
