How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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