She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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