Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I have aggressive nipples.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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