I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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