Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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