why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Come see our sink grown plant.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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