In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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