I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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