so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just found puke in my bra..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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