cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
