Whod you bang
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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