Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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