But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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