i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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